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The 6 Stages of Middle School Math — Day 3 #museclues

Posted on November 20, 2013 by Suz Richards

After extensive research a la Kübler-Ross, I’ve determined that there are 6 stages of middle school math. Witness the process in my house tonight: 1. Denial. “I don’t have any homework.” Variations include “We had a sub today,” “I already … Continue reading →

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Pizza man

Posted on August 7, 2013 by Suz Richards

Prodded by the local (self-admitted crazy) pizza maker, I created numerous themed ads for Brick Oven Pizza resulting in a first place award for successful ad campaign. These are a few of my favorites. I may have scored an occasional … Continue reading →

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Truer words were never spoken…

Posted on July 10, 2013 by Suz Richards

… or written. Point made.

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Confucius say…

Posted on June 11, 2013 by Suz Richards

Some fortune cookie writers just “get” me.

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Death and daffodils

Posted on June 5, 2013 by Suz Richards

2011 © Susan Richards Carol knew without a doubt that she couldn’t leave the body lying in the mudroom all day. The kids would be home from school in a few hours and questions were bound to come up. “Mom, … Continue reading →

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The ugly truth about bridesmaid dresses

Posted on June 5, 2013 by Suz Richards

This article ran in the annual bridal section and won first place for humorous column in the 2011 Colorado Press Association contest. Reprinted with permission from the Berthoud Weekly Surveyor. The history of the bridal party is a colorful one, … Continue reading →

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